Vernon

Vernon is Minsky's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather. He died of old age a long time ago. He is part of the Regard Family.

He lived a long time ago, and he was an adventurer. He is said to be George Penguinton's Puffle. He was also somehow related to Alaska and was Abe Lincoln's Insurence Agent. Before he died, he was very ill. He told his wife Regretta to have a girl, and to name that girl Minsky.

Of course, she forgot and named her daughter Bridget. Then she told Bridget to name her daughter Minsky. That kept happening until Minsky's mother remembered and named her daughter Minsky.